Truth In Satire

President Asks Nation To Continue Wearing Trump Masks After Halloween

As Mueller closes in, president hopes a million men masquerading as him will confuse special prosecutor and forestall an arrest

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Donald Trump holding up the kind of mask he’s hoping will confuse Robert Mueller’s men when they fan out to locate and arrest him. (Credit: www.ibtimes.co.uk)
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The president advocates wearing a Trump mask next to someone in a Hillary or Bernie costume, “so Mueller can arrest Crooked Hillary or wacko Bernie instead of me.” (Credit: lostateminor.com)
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The president warns against cheap Trump masks that don’t look realistic, “The only moron I know who’d be fooled by those masks is my son, Eric.” (Credit: www.washingtontimes.com)

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