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President Asks Nation To Continue Wearing Trump Masks After Halloween

As Mueller closes in, president hopes a million men masquerading as him will confuse special prosecutor and forestall an arrest

Donald Trump holding up the kind of mask he’s hoping will confuse Robert Mueller’s men when they fan out to locate and arrest him. (Credit: www.ibtimes.co.uk)

President Trump is appealing to men across the nation who are dressing up as him for Halloween to continue wearing the costumes long after October 31st.

The president advocates wearing a Trump mask next to someone in a Hillary or Bernie costume, “so Mueller can arrest Crooked Hillary or wacko Bernie instead of me.” (Credit: lostateminor.com)

Although he denies it publicly, the president has told his White House legal team that “this is an incredibly brilliant plan for keeping Mueller off my scent for a couple of years. How do you find one handsome man among millions of handsome men? Impossible, right? This is such a smart idea…and I thought of it myself.”

When questioned by reporters about his costume scheme, Mr. Trump would only say that his unusual request to Trump imitators should be considered “free presidential advice” for lesser men across America.

“Everyone knows that I, Donald Trump, am irresistible to women. I now want to make it possible for every American male — even minority men whose faces will be…