Truth In Satire

PRACTICAL POTUS POINTER #1: How To Winterize Your Hair

First in a series from President Donald Trump with personal tips and useful suggestions for real Americans (not foreigners)

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His beautiful hair is his signature trademark and now he shares his secrets for having amazing locks all winter. (Credit: www.newsweek.com)
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“Stay in your chauffeur-driven limo to avoid stiff breezes that can do this kind of foolishness to your hair.” (Credit: jackvincent.com)
  1. The old adage that 100 brush strokes before bed strengthens your hair is absolutely true, and particularly important in the winter months. Get your daughter to do this for you. I use Ivanka. It feels really good. Really, really good. You should use your own daughter.
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The president’s pomade is O’Douds and it should be yours, too. (Credit: slickboys.co.uk)
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“My pomade along with my hydrating scalp treatment give me that cool, slicked down look that’s so popular today.” (Credit: dailymirror.com)
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“Make sure you have at least one gay hairdresser.” (Credit: www.dailymail.com)

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