Truth In Satire

In Candid Remarks, Pope Francis Declares Prayer “A Total Waste Of Time”

A disillusioned Holy Father states, “I’m not counting on God anymore — it’s every man and woman for themselves”

The Pope now believes that Jesus invented prayer so people would bow their heads and close their eyes while he picked their pockets.
According to reliable Vatican sources, Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI has also given up praying and is now totally obsessed with the “League of Legends” video game.
His Holiness has told his staff to keep the Vatican jet fully fueled and ready to depart at a moment’s notice: “I won’t be sticking around when ISIS comes to decapitate me.”

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