Allan Ishac
1 min readSep 18, 2017

Please send me the bill for dry cleaning and replacing the lost granola Gretchen.

It’s the least I can do.

And thanks so much for reading and writing to me.

You totally made my day!

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.