Please send me the bill for dry cleaning and replacing the lost granola Gretchen.

It’s the least I can do.

And thanks so much for reading and writing to me.

You totally made my day!

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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