Please call me, Allan, Jennifer.

Wow, I was just getting over being called a misogynistic, perverted sick fuck when you hit me with closet pedophile.

Is it possible you’re killing the messenger here?

Is it possible the misogynistic, perverted sick fuck is the Orange Accident and I am using satire to direct attention to the real misogynistic perverted sick fuck?

Just wondering.


P.S. Your virtual cabstand sounds interesting. I’d like to check it out if closet pedophiles are allowed on the site.


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