Truth In Satire

Pence Says God Is Frustrated With Slow Pace Of Mueller Investigation

VP tells supporters, “The Lord knows what the future holds and He wants us to get on with it”

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Mike Pence can’t believe “that the heathen Trump is still in office when a man chosen directly by the Lord, me, is ready to bring America to the Gates of Heaven. (Credit: www.chicagotribune.com)
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Mr. Pence leading a prayer for the quick ouster of President Trump. The bright light over his shoulder is God. (Credit: mikepencethebook.blogspot.com)
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Pence says God himself is planning to intervene in the Mueller investigation using fire. (Credit: progresstribune.com)

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