PEANUT BUTTER ON A BAGEL AT THE DELI!

You must live uptown, MarieG. That must be Don’s uptown scandal.

Downtown he puts Jello on his bagel — considered just as much a sacrilege.

Thanks for alerting me to this additional DJT offense, MarieG.

Keep me updated when you can.

And thanks for the loving.

–AI

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