Allan Ishac
1 min readMay 29, 2017

Paul, wish I had your vocabulary when I was writing my posts! Would have made them feel even more genuine.

And, don’t worry, the Higglebottoms are fab parents. I made them ultra-liberal and their children ultra-anti-Trump.

I am the culprit…the only Fucknugget you need to worry about.

Thanks for reading. Much appreciated.

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.