Trump Takes Credit For Other Famous Walls Around The World

After signing an executive order for his Mexican wall, the president falsely claimed involvement in great walls worldwide

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President Trump said The Great Wall of China would not have been possible without “a loan I gave the Chinks to buy the concrete.” This is a lie as the wall was erected in the 14th Century long before he was born.
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The president says he advised the East Germans on building the wall at the young age of 15.

The Berlin Wall

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Mr. Trump seemed to confuse the ancient city of Babylon in Iraq with a town by the same name in Long Island, NY.

Walls Of Babylon

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Vince McMahon confirmed President Trump’s story that he created the Wall of Death motorcycle attraction for added thrills, and certain deaths, at Wrestlemania events.

Wall of Death

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Still pissed about the treatment he got over this Scottish golf courses, Mr. Trump was eager to build a retaining wall to keep the Scots stuck in their soggy country.

Hadrian’s Wall

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The president incorrectly identified The Western Wall in Israel as part of a holding tank for whales, revealing the extent of his whopper of a fish story.

The Western Wall

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New York Stock Exchange historians can find no record of Donald Trump, his father, or grandfather being involved in the construction of the Wall Street business district.”

Wall Street

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In discussing the Walls of Constantinople, President Trump confused Turkey’s President Erdogan with the Erogan dragon book series.

Walls of Constantinople

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The president asserts that the Chinese originally wanted to call their wall the Great Donald Divider, but that he demurred. This is a fantastic fabrication.

The Great Wall of China

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President Trump claims his son Eric was the first to press his wad of gum into this wall in Seattle and, while hard to prove, it is the kind of stupid thing Eric would do.

Gum Wall

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Maya Lin, architect of the Vietnam Memorial Wall, said Donald Trump had nothing to do with her wall’s design or construction, adding, “He was that draft dodger guy, wasn’t he?”

Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall

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