Truth In Satire

Omarosa Manigault’s Last 20 Minutes In The White House

A leaked, minute-by-minute account of the former reality TV star’s forcible exit from Trump’s inner circle

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Ms. Manigault Newman sheds alligator tears one last time, before being forcibly escorted from the White House on Tuesday. (Credit:http://talkradio.co.uk)
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Donald Trump’s vicious vixen was despised by her White House peers from day one. (Credit: abcnews.com)
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Omarosa’s adamantium claws are similar to those of Yuriko Oyama, also known as Lady Deathstrike. (Credit:xmenmovies.wikia.com)
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Gen. Kelly is no match for Omarosa’s adamantium fingernails. (Credit: thedailybeast.com)
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The crazy ass bitches of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (Credit:www.torontostar.com)
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Did you ever have any doubt they were covert killers? (Credit: viralinusa.com)
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Like everyone else, The Donald knows not to mess with Omarosa. (Credit: thehill.com)
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Manigault Newman showing no ill effects from the physical confrontation that left six dead in the White House last Tuesday. (Credit: konniemoments.com)

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