Oh, you can say shit, Sam, you don’t have to use the hastag there.

And, if you like, you can write #ShitFromIshac, which will surely get me an additional 20,000 views and, as I’ve mentioned in previous posts, put like $40K more in my pocket this week (the compounding magic of pay per click!).

Then we can be best friends and I can take you out to trim your werewolf beard.

Life is just.

Thanks for stopping by, Sam. You and your lucrative hastags are welcome anytime.

–AI

PS. Judging from your use of the word “more,” I assume you are a regular reader of my posts. I neglected to say THANK YOU for your loyalty!

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