Oh, that hurts, Derek. Are you so bored by my post you can’t muster a good rant??!!

On another note, is that Hawaii Five-O star, Jack Lorde? If it is, nice. We can be friends watching reruns together.

But not late at night! You’ll be snoring away, Derek.

–AI

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