Oh, please don’t wait, Tom. Because creepy is my middle name and crap is my specialty.

And if you read my post tomorrow you’re going to ruin your day with my hate-filled nonsense and get bad sarcasm all over your virgin white coat.

I also swear like a German sailor in my pieces, Tom, and you don’t want that anywhere near your virginal ears.

Yes, I think we can agree. You should block me right now, don’t wait another minute. I beg you. I’m no writer for a gentle innocent like you.

–AI

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