Oh, he didn’t say “fortune cookie?”
Damn, Heather, I’m sorry. Must of added that because I write satire, not news.
Which I indicate in the eyebrow headline that say Truth In Satire, and in the tags that say Humor and Satire.
But who reads closely these days?
Thanks for the sleuthing though. No one gets anything past Heather Kuhl.
–AI (Misleading and Wrong Satirist)