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NYPD Bracing For “Historic, Euphoric Crowds” On Day Trump Resigns

Police in president’s hometown prepare for massive celebrations after his departure from office, which they’re expecting soon

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Police predict the crowd sizes near Trump Tower could reach up to 10 million people on the day the president resigns. (Credit: www.vosizneias.com)
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NYPD Crowd Control and Emergency Service Units have been drilling for weeks to get ready for the huge Trump resignation celebrations. (Credit:Kevin Czarzasty/flickr.com)
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The NYPD’s top brass says that in the interest of public safety, they’ll encourage the outgoing president not to return to NYC for at least 10 years. (Credit: theyeshivaworld.com)
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Most NYPD officers are looking forward to welcoming revelers who will be making a “Trump Dumped” pilgrimage to the city. (Credit: commons.wikimedia.org)

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