Now, wait a second Terri. This is the third post of mine that you have read, hated, and commented on.

If you read and comment on a fourth of my posts, I will have to assume you are a masochist, with no limit to the amount of pain you will inflict on yourself.

In that case, just let me know and I’ll send you a link to my entire archive of offensive satire.

Take care of yourself, Terri.

–AI

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