Not your beard, that’s for sure, it looks like it has canaries live in it.

Let’s see…okay, how about a taco from the Trump Tower restaurant? The same menu item that the Orange Man uses to prove his love of Mexicans.

Would that work for you?

Thanks for chiming in, Chris. And I was kidding about the beard and the canaries. They look more like sparrows.

–AI

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