Not worse than the old tuna fish cans I left in my garbage for three days when I went to the beach over July 4th weekend!

Uh, awful.

Or have you ever spilled milk on the rugs in your car?! Holy shit, that’s definitely worse. But that’s technically not garbage, it just stinks worse than my satire.

Either way, Peter, thanks for returning to my smelly garbage again and again. We all need dumpster divers in our reader base.

–AI

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