Allan Ishac
1 min readFeb 13, 2017

Not really, Roger.

Because Trump is going to abolish the EPA. Which will lead to more pollution. Which will result in a low smog inversion layer. Which the birds can’t fly through. So they’ll have to drop their altitude. And crash into the wall if they do.

See, they’re smart not to return.

Thanks for reading, brother Roger.

–AI

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.