No, Virgil, the psychologists will remain unnamed because I write satire and I made them up.

Check out the eyebrow headline of all my posts for verification on that. Virgil’s Verification Program, we’ll call it.

And I have done nothing but bellyachiing (I love that charming southern term) for the past 11 months, because my stomach hurts from eating the daily bullshit meted out by the Orange Accident.

But I do appreciate that you’re reading me regularly, Virgil. Just keep the Immodium handy.

–AI

P.S. Virgil, that’s such a great name. Like every psycho child molester in every classic horror film I’ve ever loved has been named Virgil. Have you noticed?

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