No, Sandra, that’s caused by the snake venom that he has in his veins, which replaces human blood. If you don’t have snake venom driving your sinister impulses, you can’t expect to have pustules breaking out on your toxic skin constantly.

Don’t they teach you model/actress/writer/producers anything? After all, venom syndrome is kind of well known.

Alright, then.

–AI

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