No, really Bradley Tobias? “Crybaby” is all you could come up with?

Sad. With an auspicious name like Bradley Tobias, a really aristocratic, stately name like Bradley Tobias, all you got is “crybaby?”

I used to really like my trolls, such bastards, but your smackdown? Ugh, so weak, disappointing, uncreative…so boring.

Listen, Bradley Tobias. I will be posting again tomorrow, at 7am, just as I have every day for the past 7 months. I want you to read that post and then come after me with something truly vicious, mean-spirited, and with real teeth in it.

Not crybaby.” No, no, no. When you use crybaby, you sound like the whiner.

So tomorrow, something Bradley Tobias-worthy. Please. No excuses.

Deal?

Thanks,

–AI

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