No, Nicholas, I’m not getting paid because I am a robot, designed and manufactured by the George Soros corporation.
I work for machine oil and microchips.
And don’t get too close or I’ll sell your bank account numbers to a Lithuanian hacker.
Bye for now, but remember I’m watching you. Always. Even when you’re scratching your balls behind the barn (spy satellites).
–AI (Artificial Intelligence…what did you think it stood for!)