No, Marlene, please don’t get a life, read my malarkey instead!

I really do appreciate you stopping by. And you must come again, because I receive crazy amounts of money from Medium for everyone who misses the satire disclaimer and goes to Snope to check my bullshit.

And, btw, please don’t tell any of the other writers that I get paid crazy amounts of money from Medium because they only do it with me.

Thanks!

–AI

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