No, I am not transparent, Trudatness.

If I was transparent, the doctors would have been able to find that penny in my gut that I swallowed in the third grade.

But as far as being a dipshit progressive, I will agree to the second, but not the first. Because I have never dipped for shit. I don’t even like shit, frankly.

But I have bobbed for apples.

Thanks for becoming a new fan.


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