No, I am not transparent, Trudatness.
If I was transparent, the doctors would have been able to find that penny in my gut that I swallowed in the third grade.
But as far as being a dipshit progressive, I will agree to the second, but not the first. Because I have never dipped for shit. I don’t even like shit, frankly.
But I have bobbed for apples.
Thanks for becoming a new fan.