Truth In Satire

Supreme Court Rules That Bakers Don’t Have To Make Penis Cakes For Gay Unions

Justices say Constitution protects Colorado man from having to bake dick doughnuts, cock crullers, and todger tarts, too

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The owner of the Masterpiece Cakeshop said that making penis cakes for same sex weddings was “too damn erotic” for him. (Credit: The New York Times)
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Mr. Mullins and Mr. Craig eventually settled on a vanilla wedding cake made by a different bakery that was topped with a 9-inch marzipan penis. (Credit: RantNOW)
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Mr. Phillips apparently had no problem whipping up his popular vagina cakes, which suggested he had a prejudice against cocks. (Credit: MotherMag.com)

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