Truth In Satire

New Yorkers Say Trump Can Expect “Some Big F**king Surprises” During May Visit

City plans to give president “a homecoming he’ll never forget”

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Imagine urine instead of confetti showering down on President Trump during his parade through the Canyon of Antiheroes.
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A special red, white, and blue wooden plank is expected to be erected for the president’s use on the U.S.S Intrepid, just aft of the forward bow.
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Mayor de Blasio of NY will be Master of Ceremonies at a “Presentation of the Itemized Bill” event at his official residence, Gracie Mansion.
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Watch your step, Mr. President, that 4th hole is a doozy.
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Employees of Mexican heritage working at Tavern on the Green wanted to be sure to thank the president for his support of their country.

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