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New Apple Watch Delivers 500 Volts To Men Who Get Inappropriate Erections At Work

In effort to prevent sexual abuse on the job, Apple introduces “shocking” watch feature designed to short circuit male arousal

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He’s handsome, he’s sexy, and if he gets a boner at work his new Apple Watch is going to give him a jolt that he won’t soon forget. (Credit: sixcolors.com)
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The Apple Watch with Boner Blaster is the #1 gift of human resources departments this year. (idownloadblog.com)
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Apple is warning men not to put their hands too close to their hard-ons when wearing the new Apple Watch with Boner Blaster. (Credit: thewirecutter.com)

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