Truth In Satire

Nation Stunned By Number Of Republican Bootlickers Still Willing To Shill For Trump

After disastrous overseas trip and the former FBI Director calling him a liar, no one can believe president has any remaining allies

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President Trump asking Rep. Paul Ryan to suck his toes, to which the Speaker of the House responded, “Left foot or right, sir?” (Credit: Chicago Tribune)
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Senator Mitch McConnell positioning himself where Donald Trump can conveniently ram both thumbs up the majority leader’s tight ass.
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The president used Crazy Glue to attach his wife’s hand to his after several embarrassing incidents overseas where she slapped him away. Melania Trump is rapidly becoming the nation’s most beloved First Lady ever. (Credit: http://latest.news.holfuy.com/)

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