Truth In Satire

N. Korea Assembles Focus Group Of 1st Graders To Predict Trump’s Next Moves

Korean People’s Army officials feel six-year-olds offer clearest insight into infantile behavior and future actions of U.S. president

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These six-year-old Korean schoolgirls, preparing here for a group photo, were used to determine how easily President Trump could be provoked into starting WWIII merely to impress females. The conclusion — very easily. (Credit: NBCnews.com)
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First grade boys and girls donned military uniforms to imitate adults provoking each other into starting a nuclear war. (Credit: slideshare.net)
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A group of fourth graders leaving the observation center after it was determined that they were too sophisticated and mature to mimic the whiny, babyish behavior of Donald Trump. (Credit: jeffreydonenfeld.com)

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