Truth In Satire

My Year Living Inside Mr. Trump’s Hair

For the first time, Drash, a Golden Lion Tamarin, talks about his intimate relationship with the most controversial presidential candidate in history.

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I was treated with the most luxurious hair care products, I was brushed gently 18 times a day, and when we slept, I sprawled out on sumptuous satin sheets. I lived the most lavish lifestyle any tamarin could ever dream of.
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Many have asked me what our greatest moment was together. Definitely this campaign event in Dallas, TX, when my fur blended perfectly with Mr. Donald Trump’s hair.
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Mr. Donald Trump was very upset the night comedian Mr. Bill Maher accused him of being the offspring of an orangutan. I was also greatly offended by this cruel simian slur. Mr. Donald Trump told me that Mr. Bill Maher is a nasty, nasty man.
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This was one of my scariest moments. If Mr. Donald Trump hadn’t blocked her right hand with his, this TV host would have been stroking my lower back within seconds.
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If you look closely, you can see my tail draped over Mr. Trump’s right ear in this photo.

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