Truth In Satire

Monday Declared “National Kneel At Work Day” To Protest Trump Presidency

Americans will take a knee at their jobs today to “Get that son of a bitch out of the Oval Office right now, out, he’s fired!”

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Politicians and religious leaders in Washington were among those preparing to join the protest Monday. Many said that kneeling on pavement was “friggin’ stupid,” and that they would be bringing knee pads to work today for the actual protest action. (Credit: mnnonline.org)
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Dozens of social workers in Baltimore practiced over the weekend for the national day of kneeling. Some were already cramping. (Credit: memespp.com)
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Gatorade has agreed to become the official sponsor of America’s “National Kneel At Work Day.” (Credit.usatodayhss.com)
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Sports medicine doctors are expecting to see a lot of this on Tuesday. (Credit: medicalnewstoday.com)

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