Mom? Mother? Is that you? I thought you died in November?

And you never knew what “ad homenim” meant when you were alive. Suddenly you’re moralizing to me about ad homenims from heaven?

Geesh. Go back to cloud buffing.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.