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Mike Pompeo Met With Kim Jong-Un To Discuss Political Asylum For Trump
The president sent C.I.A. director to North Korea to arrange safe refuge in a country where no one would think to look for him
It was reported on Tuesday that Donald Trump dispatched his C.I.A. director Mike Pompeo to North Korea in early April to discuss political asylum for the president.
According to a person inside the White House with knowledge of the meeting, Mr. Pompeo visited the communist nation to conduct direct talks with its Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un.
“With the Mueller inquiry raising the heat on Mr. Trump, and the F.B.I. raid last week on the office of the president’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, the time is fast approaching when Donald Trump will need to flee the country,” said the White House source. “He met with Ivanka, Jared and his two sons at the end of March and all agreed that the last place on earth anyone would think to look for him was in North Korea. So the president decided to get the ball rolling by sending Mike over there to make arrangements.”
The choice of North Korea as a country in which to seek the protection of political asylum seems an unlikely one for Mr. Trump, who has been…