Truth In Satire

Michelle Obama Says Barack Needs More Men Friends, And I’m An Excellent Choice

I’m just the kind of guy whom the former president would love to hang out with…plus, I have some free time

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Barack and I could shoot some hoops, grab a salad at Sweet Green, or just hang out and talk politics at my place.
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I still wear the pin because I want Barack to know I’ll support him until he’s victorious finding a new job.
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How many men keep an adjustable best buddy doll around?
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I’m always ready for a game of HORSE. (Credit: www.newyorker.com)
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Michelle and I will definitely hit it off.
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I can’t wait to teach Barack a proper balestra-to-lunge lightsaber move because right here he looks like a total doofus. And I’m allowed to say that because he and I are practically best friends. (Credit: www/fanpop.com)

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