Truth In Satire

Mice, Roaches, And Ants Infesting White House Might Be Russian Listening Devices

The FBI is investigating whether a sudden invasion of insects and vermin could be a Putin plot to bug Trump’s seat of power

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The FBI believes that not all the cockroaches in the White House are merely insects…or Trump family members. (Credit: www.vice.com)
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This is not a rat — it is a sophisticated Russian listening device. (Credit: www.kulturehub.com)
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Trump advisor Stephen Miller receiving messages in his ear from the tiny mechanical ants living in his trousers. (Credit: www.huffingtonpost.com
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And electron microscope photograph of one of the ants in Stephen Miller’s pants shows that its head is covered with small antennae. (Credit: pinterest.com)

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