Merci, Alain.

Alain is my name in French, at least according to my 7th Grade French teacher, Mrs. Willens. What a bitch. Hated her.

Oh, Alain, don’t look now, but do you know that there is a pirate over your right shoulder? If I were you, I would move very, very slowly to your left. When you get about three feet away, RUN!

Thanks, Alain. Bon journee.

–AI (Alain Ishac)

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.