Alain is my name in French, at least according to my 7th Grade French teacher, Mrs. Willens. What a bitch. Hated her.
Oh, Alain, don’t look now, but do you know that there is a pirate over your right shoulder? If I were you, I would move very, very slowly to your left. When you get about three feet away, RUN!
Thanks, Alain. Bon journee.
–AI (Alain Ishac)