Truth In Satire

Melania Wants Out!

First Lady reveals the 21 reasons she’s seeking a divorce — and America says “go for it”

Allan Ishac
4 min readMar 8, 2017

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Saying she can’t take another minute with “that unstable, arrogant, offensive man,” a miserable Melania Trump filed for divorce in New York State court yesterday, according to documents leaked to the press.

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.