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Melania, He’s Been Shagging Porn Stars Under Your Nose, You Can Leave Him Now

An open letter to the First Lady explaining the procedure in cases of an adulterous husband who’s been caught screwing hookers

Donald Trump with Stormy Daniels, a porn star with whom he exchanged bodily fluids. Melania was not present during the exchange. (Credit: wallstreetjournal.com)

Dear Melania,