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Melania, He’s Been Shagging Porn Stars Under Your Nose, You Can Leave Him Now

An open letter to the First Lady explaining the procedure in cases of an adulterous husband who’s been caught screwing hookers

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Donald Trump with Stormy Daniels, a porn star with whom he exchanged bodily fluids. Melania was not present during the exchange. (Credit: wallstreetjournal.com)
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The First Lady on Air Force One sorting through her jewelry before an important White House dinner. (Credit: india.com)
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Didn’t you realize that he was really more interested in blondes even back then? (Credit: people.com)
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Nothing would make America happier, Melania, than to see you drive those lethal stilettos deep into Donald Trump’s skeevy schwanz. (Credit: usatoday.com)

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