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May 22, 2017·1 min read

Maybe she’s following you around, Alfredo, she ain’t following me around.

But you look more like owl bait.

Thanks, brother.

–AI

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Hey Allen, have you noticed that when you look at her picture from any angle, her eyes follow you?
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