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Matt Gaetz Says Sex With Minor Was “An Undercover Operation To Expose Liberal Pedophile Ring”

“The FBI can confirm I was wearing a wire to investigate Hunter Biden’s ties to an elite pedophile cabal,” says FL congressman

Besides using your tax dollars to buy nice suits, Gaetz paid cash for sex with minors. (Credit: https://www.nytimes.com)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is now telling anyone who will listen that his 2022 money-for-sex encounter with a minor was “part of an undercover operation to investigate Hunter Biden’s ties to an elite pedophile ring.”

The Florida congressman has been reeling in recent years trying to explain his involvement in a child sex trafficking case, as well as soliciting prostitution, doing illegal drugs, creating fake IDs, and several other assorted felonies.

“This is a smear campaign against me by Democrats for no other reason than that I am Donald Trump’s mini-me. The truth will come out that I have actually been cooperating with the FBI, Tucker Carlson, and Elon Musk in an undercover operation to expose rampant liberal pedophilia in Washington, which required me to get on the inside, so to speak. Tucker will verify my every word, and there’s more irrefutable evidence on X (formerly Twitter).”

Florida police officials, an FBI spokesman, Tucker Carlson and Elon Musk say that Matt Gaetz is “not only really weird and delusional, he’s guilty.”

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