Marlene, it looks like I’ve dragged you into the gutter with me.

Which I’m thrilled about, but your family is going to hate me for this.

That said, I loved the line, “The stick is so far up his asshole…”

Could not have written that more visually if I tried.

Thanks… as always, Marlene.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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