Truth In Satire

Mar-a-Lago’s Leaked Visitor Log Reads Like Who’s Who Of Forgotten Celebrities

Sad lineup of former superstars could explain President Trump’s reluctance to release guest list for his Florida club

Roseann Barr, Charlie Sheen, and Kirstie Alley all had big careers…and now they hang out with Donald Trump. (Credit: ctesthetic.com, www.vulture.com, www.justjared.com)

President Trump’s refusal to release the visitor log for Mar-a-Lago, as ordered by a Federal District Court in July, has angered government ethics groups who believe he’s trying to hide something.

Sylvester Stallone is proud to have three R’s on his resume: Rocky, Rambo, and Republican. Like his host at Mar-a-Lago, the muscle head has also been known to oppose creed and color. (Credit: naplesherald.com)

Advocates for government transparency speculate that the secrecy surrounding the logs involves Mr. Trump’s attempt to conceal the identities of individuals who might have been doing business with him at Mar-a-Lago, including real estate developers, Wall Street financiers, oil and energy executives, as well as foreign investors.

But with the unexpected leak of the visitor logs yesterday, there’s ample evidence now that President Trump is simply embarrassed by the C-list level of celebrities and one-time newsmakers who have been frequenting Mar-a-Lago since he took office.