Truth In Satire

Mar-a-Lago’s Leaked Visitor Log Reads Like Who’s Who Of Forgotten Celebrities

Sad lineup of former superstars could explain President Trump’s reluctance to release guest list for his Florida club

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Roseann Barr, Charlie Sheen, and Kirstie Alley all had big careers…and now they hang out with Donald Trump. (Credit: ctesthetic.com, www.vulture.com, www.justjared.com)
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Sylvester Stallone is proud to have three R’s on his resume: Rocky, Rambo, and Republican. Like his host at Mar-a-Lago, the muscle head has also been known to oppose creed and color. (Credit: naplesherald.com)
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Anita Bryant, a conservative anti-gay activist and famous pitchwoman for Florida orange juice, who got into a ton of hot water in the 1970s for her homophobic rhetoric, loves to stop by Mar-a-Lago for powwows with the president about their shared prejudices. (Credit: imgarcade.com and datalounge.com)
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Dr. Kissinger “scares the hot chicks off the beach,” according to the president. (Credit: salon.com)
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Peace, love, and one more slice of that Patriot Pie, please. (Credit: www.patriotcrier.com)
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Got a headache while at Mar-a-Lago? Lie down, Bill can give you something for that. (Credit: www.foxnews.com)
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Trump-supporter and proud white supremacist, Tila Tequila, is a backdoor guest of the president’s. (Credit: crowdfundinsider.com)
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While in Palm Beach, wax figure Wayne Newton stays out of the sun for fear of melting. (Credit: plasticsurgerycelebrity.com)
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Their combined IQ score of 96 was not enough to secure them future access to Mar-a-Lago. (Credit: www.tmz.com)

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