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RBG To Be Retrofitted With Bionic Body Parts In Mad Scramble To Keep Her Alive

In wake of Justice Kennedy’s retirement, Democrats are financing a complete overhaul of reliable liberal judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Justice Ginsburg will undergo several state-of-the-art “bionic upgrades” this summer that could keep her on the high court indefinitely. (Credit: http://www.foxnews.com)