Truth In Satire

Macy’s Will Add Trump Balloon For 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade

Department store says that new balloon will be “without a doubt, our biggest windbag ever”

Initially saying that he would not appear with the Trump balloon, the Pillsbury Doughboy, a Democrat and animal-rights supporter, changed his mind after the president granted him amnesty from all baking ovens.
Parents will be advised to avert the eyes of any children who might be frightened by the puckered face and bright orange complexion of the new President Trump balloon.

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