LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT NATASHA MORALES DRISSI WILL BE HEADING MY DEFENSE TEAM AND WRITING ALL MY REBUTTALS IN THE FUTURE.

DON’T COME TO ME, GO TO NATASHA.

In addition, let me point out:

“Satire’s nature is to be one-sided, contemptuous of ambiguity,
and so unfairly selective as to find in the purity of ridicule
an inarguable moral truth.”

— E. L. DOCTOROW

Thanks, Natasha, for your eloquence.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.